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→ possibly the greatest poem ever written by a first grader
Persons
People can walk
but not
handsanitizers
Because
handsanitizers
don’t
have
legs
(via 10knotes)
haven’t done my math homework #yolo #sorrynotsorry :~)
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my life goal is to buy out an entire concert and then the artist will come on stage so dramatically and it will just be me sitting there like
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i want to be a backup dancer for someone but idk how to dance unless i’m shitfaced
